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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."

"I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9."

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"

"Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"A fob told me something the other day"

"What religious group does reddit belong in? Cat holics"

"A friend's uncle asked how to use Amazon. He may need an Internet primer... ...do you think Sherwin-Williams makes one?"