19892

Joke of the Day

"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you are 10/10"

"They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died."

"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."

"What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag? A dead baby in two garbage bags."