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Joke of the Day

"My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got."

"I was with a girl last night who told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and hit her with a rock."

"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."

"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"

"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"

"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."