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Joke of the Day
"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"
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"Adopted Friend I feel really bad for my adopted friend. He is going through an existential crisis. Which sort of makes him like his Dad. He doesn't really know who he is."
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""
"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"
"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"
"There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."