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Joke of the Day

"How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb? None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!"

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."

"Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down?"

"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge."

"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."

"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"

"New Year New Joke Friend: Where do you see yourself in 4 years? Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."