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Joke of the Day
"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"
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"I'm often self-deprecating... But I'm not very good at it."
"Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?"
"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"
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"So true... Q: Why do women have boobs? A: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!"
"I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards."