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Joke of the Day
"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"
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"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"
"What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch? A large CLT"
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"
"What's the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."