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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber"
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"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."
"What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."
"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."
"Orioles Buck showalter"
"How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one."