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Joke of the Day
"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."
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"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."
"What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is"
"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""
"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"
"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"
"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."