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Joke of the Day

"If Jenny has 215 coins in one hand and 412 coins in the other,what does Jenny have? 5 days to live."

"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."

"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"

"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."

"What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? ""I stand corrected."" -From /r/showerthoughts"

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."

"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."