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Joke of the Day

"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."

"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."

"I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode."

"[Girl's night out] Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME"

"No one in traffic ever catches me eatin boogers cause u all textin and drivin"

"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."

"The town emergency siren sounds. I peer out my bedroom window. ""It can't be"" I mutter. ""Honey, grab the kids. Hot local singles are coming."""

"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."