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Joke of the Day

"When I see you, I'm a 10... On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals)."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."

"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"

"Pickup Lines Everyone says you're an Angel, but I think you're Medusa because whenever I stare into your eyes I turn rock hard. Do you like bad grades cause I can give you all the D's"

"What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon"

"Would Bill Cosby make a shitty bartender?"

"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."

"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."

"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."

"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."