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Joke of the Day

"When I see you, I'm a 10... On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals)."

"My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted."

"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."

"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""

"What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke? To get to the other side."

"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."

"Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?"

"I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face."

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."