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Joke of the Day
"My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted."
Next Joke
"What is the capital of Greece? $20 (A friend told me this a few days ago)."
"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."
"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."
"2 Irish queers Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."