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Joke of the Day

"Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?"

"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."

"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."

"Every minute arguing semantics on the internet Is exactly 43.56 seconds wasted."

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton"

"Last night I woke up and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor... ... at first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder... ... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?"