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Joke of the Day

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"

"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"

"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"

"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."

"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."

"Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack."

"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."

"My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, ""Bae, leave."""