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Joke of the Day

"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."

"The greatest joke about being gullible"

"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."

"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."

"Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder."

"All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi."

"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."

"Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."