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Joke of the Day

"I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. I wanted to ruffle her feathers."

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"Sorry, Australia... Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said. Sis: ""Do they have bush babies in Australia""? Friend: ""No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush""."

"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"

"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."

"How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door."

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"How good are the showers at Auschwitz? They're to die for."