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Joke of the Day

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"

"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."

"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"

"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."

"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"

"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."

"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."