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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"

"Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up."

"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."

"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."

"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."

"Jesus' favorite pick up line ""Hey girl. I'm the son of God back from the dead and trust me, I put the erection in resurrection."""