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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"

"I once saw a theatrical performance about puns... It was a play on words."

"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"

"Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood"

"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"

"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"