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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"

"What do my boyfriend and the internet have in common [NSFW] They both go down during sexy times"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."

"How do you get a goldfish's attention? A U! Fish!"

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."