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Joke of the Day
"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"
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"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""
"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"If CERN's Large Hadron Collider creates a black hole that destroys earth would that make it a weapon of math destruction?"
"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"
"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""