201532
Joke of the Day
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
Next Joke
"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."
"[ER] ME: [scared] well? DOCTOR: ur ok M: so it was just a dream D: o no ur body is filled with lizards but ur system is accepting them"
"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."
"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""
"Love in 2013 means answering each other's texts immediately."
"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."
"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"
"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"