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Joke of the Day
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"
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"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"
"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"
"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"
"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."
"if u told me 20yrs ago that we'd have a black prez w/ the middle name Hussein, I'd have kept playing w/ my ninja turtles cuz I was 9 in 1993"