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Joke of the Day
"Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?! Alexa: Hold my beer!!!"
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"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"
"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."
"SNL contacted me about being a writer, and I was like ""Pfft. I got my own gig"" and they were like ""BEEP BEEP BEEP"" because my alarm went off"
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"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"How do you make rape funny? You force it"
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."