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Joke of the Day
"What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly"
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"[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers"
"WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."
"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."
"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"
"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"