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Joke of the Day

"Immigrants are like sperm millions get in but only one works."

"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."

"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"

"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."

"I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?"""

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"Careful what you wish for!"

"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."

"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."