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Joke of the Day
"Immigrants are like sperm millions get in but only one works."
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"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"
"A guy calls 911 ""Send an ambulance! My wife's having a baby!"" ""Just calm down down"", says the operator, ""Is this her first baby?"" ""No it's her husband you idiot!"""
"I don't need anyone with a so-called degree ""to"" tell me I use quotes wrong."
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."