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Joke of the Day
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
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"I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!"""
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"
"Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick."
"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."
"Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse."
"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."
"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"
"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"