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Joke of the Day
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
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"Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much."
"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."
"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."
"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip strength."
"Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom? Depends."
"I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog."
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
"All it takes is a ""food dreadful, service poor"" Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner."