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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"
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"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."
"Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"
"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."
"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"
"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""
"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."
"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"