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Joke of the Day
"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a car? Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."
"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"
"Spring is here! (x-post from /r/dadjokes) I'm so excited I wet my plants."
"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."
"Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane."
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"
"Half Life 3"
"*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN"