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Joke of the Day

"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"

"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"

"9/10 people actually enjoy a group rape"

"SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die"

"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."

"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."

"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"