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Joke of the Day

"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"

"I promise to never take you for granted... unless we are shopping for counter tops."

"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"

"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so I can hate them."

"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."

"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!"