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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm."

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"

"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."

"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels? I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels."

"Did you here about the funny looking desert font? They call it comic sands"

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."