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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm."

"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"

"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"

"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."

"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"