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Joke of the Day

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist."

"What did Spock find in the toilet? Captain's log."

"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"

"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."

"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box"

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"Do you know what matter to me? my nihilism"