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Joke of the Day

"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."

"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."

"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."

"If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead."

"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"

"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary."

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"[At the job interview] ""Why did you leave your last job?"" ""They took a vote."""