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Joke of the Day

"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."

"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."

"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? Some might call it too cocky..."

"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."

"What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? Density"

"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."