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Joke of the Day
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
Next Joke
"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"
"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"
"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"
"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."
"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"
"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."
"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"
"Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?"