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Joke of the Day
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
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"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."
"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"A funny thing I like to do is yell 'God, not your WHOLE hand' when the doctor does a pelvic exam."
"Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times"
"What's loud and sounds like ""apples""? *APPLES!!!*"
"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."
"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."