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Joke of the Day

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins? It was asbestos they could do at the time!"

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates Nobody likes the black ones"

"my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib I only need 24 and then I can finally give myself head Edit: chill guys extra upvotes are gonna start taking my organs"

"A baby is a horrible paper weight because it just keeps rolling off the desk."

"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."

"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."

"If a DJ has a really good set he'll smash his MacBook at the end"