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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."
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"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."
"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."
"Blow your load That awkward moment when you're about to blow your load, and your teacher makes direct eye contact."
"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"
"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."
"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""
"On April Fools Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack."