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Joke of the Day
"Brobbits before Hobbits"
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"Corny Jokes... ..have no stalk in them."
"A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them. He names the weapon ""Ambu-lance"""
"An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter."
"the biggest joke of all time Trump"
"wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree"
"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"