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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"

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"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"
"Friendly like talking"
"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""
"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."
"Recep Kostak"
"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."
"Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia? Because he's snowed-in"
"This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and got to go home. I'm seriously considering this option."
"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."