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Joke of the Day

"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."

"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."

"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"Come to Crab's Joe Shack We have Stu."

"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"

"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."

"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."

"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"