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Joke of the Day
"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."
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"In an attempt to raise profits ... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets."
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"I think my scale is broken. It only ever goes up."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys"
"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."
"What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see ""you're"" nuts...."
"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."
"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"