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Joke of the Day

"In an attempt to raise profits ... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets."

"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."

"Facebook is for Leaders.....Twitter is for Followers"

"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"

"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."

"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."

"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""