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Joke of the Day
"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"
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"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"
"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"
"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."
"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"
"What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!"
"My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me"
"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."
"*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*"