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Joke of the Day
"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"
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"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."
"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."
"For some reason, my girlfriend hates it when I use her toothbrush So does anyone know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers?"
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