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Joke of the Day
"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."
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"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."
"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."
"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."
"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons."
"Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing them: Pick up a kid Unlock a door Load a rolled rug into your trunk"
"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."
"What was the Russian mohel's name? Borris Kutchyakockoff"