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Joke of the Day

"My friend got caught having a wank in the showers on a school trip It completely ruined our visit to Auschwitz"

"My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers. The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel."

"May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard."

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, ""Man, I wish I could do that. The second guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."""

"Q: What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V? A: His brother running with the V.C.R"

"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"

"Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, ""I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334"". The second one says, ""Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated""."