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Joke of the Day

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder."

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."

"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."