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Joke of the Day

"""Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."" ""NO!"" ""But all my friends are going"" ""Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"" ""Er...yes"""

"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"

"Reddit users love reading the same thing again and again. Here's proof...."

"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"

"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"

"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"

"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"

"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."

"Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots."