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Joke of the Day

"Why is it better to be a redditor rather than a suicide bomber? You are guaranteed to meet more virgins.."

"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""

"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."

"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"

"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""

"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"

"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"

"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"

"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."