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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."

"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."

"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""

"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."

"What do a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? You know you don't want to, but eventually you are going to lick them both"

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."