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Joke of the Day

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with."

"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."

"Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night? 1 AM feeling very sleepy."

"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."