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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."

"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."

"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."

"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."

"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."

"What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD"