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Joke of the Day

"Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"

"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"

"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""

"A cannibal ate a charismatic... He threw up his hands"

"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""